A private order of degenerate founders. Each month we hammer a raw idea into a real business — 30 days, one launch, revenue split by the fire we bring.


— The Creed
Every first of the month, we gather and pitch absurd, actionable ideas. Bad ideas welcome. Boring ideas exiled to the ash pile.
One idea is chosen. Roles assigned. Domain purchased. Stripe wired. From napkin to landing page in a single sitting.
Thirty days to first dollar. If it prints, we scale. If it flops, we laugh, and the anvil rings again.
— The Monthly Cycle
First Sunday, 8pm. Voice call. Ideas thrown into the fire.
We vote. One idea rises. The chosen forge gets a codename.
Three weeks of building. Public GitHub, shared Notion, group chat chaos.
Launch day. Revenue split by contribution. Losers buy dinner.

Current Forge
An AI that writes eulogies for dead SaaS products. MRR: $412.
— The Waitlist
Leave your mark. We'll send word when the next forge opens.
— The Entry
Pays for infrastructure, domains, launch ads, and the occasional group tequila. Cancel anytime. The anvil remembers.
By joining, you swear the smith's oath.